{"id":1241,"date":"2011-07-16T17:28:25","date_gmt":"2011-07-16T21:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/?p=1241"},"modified":"2011-08-16T16:11:30","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T20:11:30","slug":"the-hair-lengthcrazy-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/?p=1241","title":{"rendered":"The Hair Length\/Crazy Theory."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have developed a new theory.  I believe you can use hair length as a judge of how crazy a girl is.  Allow me to explain.<\/p><p>There is an appropriate hair length for each age in your life, as a girl.  Not to say you can't deviate, but there's an age-appropriate connection.  It's not my own theory, read <a href=\"http:\/\/beauty.about.com\/od\/beautybyageteensto50\/a\/hairages.htm\">here.<\/a> I also conducted my own informal poll where these biases were confirmed. Here's a brief guideline I am proposing on my own:<\/p><ul>\r\n\r\n<li style=\"display:block;\">Appropriate Age: 15-25<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair1.png\"><img src=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair1.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"hair1\" width=\"100\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair5.png\"><img src=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair5.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"hair5\" width=\"100\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/li>\r\n\r\n<li style=\"display:block;\">Appropriate Age: 25-35<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair2.png\"><img src=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair2.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"hair2\" width=\"100\" height=\"130\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair6.png\"><img src=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair6.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"hair6\" width=\"100\" height=\"124\" \/><\/a><\/li>\r\n\r\n<li style=\"display:block;\">Appropriate Age: 30-40<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair8.png\"><img src=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair8.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"hair8\" width=\"100\" height=\"102\" \/><\/a><\/li>\r\n\r\n<li style=\"display:block;\">Appropriate Age: 40-50<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair3.png\"><img src=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair3.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"hair3\" width=\"100\" height=\"111\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair9.png\"><img src=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair9.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"hair9\" width=\"100\" height=\"98\" \/><\/a><\/li>\r\n\r\n<li style=\"display:block;\">Appropriate Age: 50+<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair4.png\"><img src=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair4.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"hair4\" width=\"100\" height=\"111\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair7.png\"><img src=\"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hair7.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"hair7\" width=\"100\" height=\"110\" \/><\/a><\/li>\r\n\r\n<\/ul><p>Ok.  Look at those 5 groups.  Look at the approximate age, and the approximate hair LENGTH (not style).  Here's my theory: For each hair-length group outside of your age range you are, add a point.  Then, add a bonus point if the hair color is OBVIOUSLY dyed unnaturally (19 year old with pink hair.  87 year old with bright orange hair, etc.)  If you have 2 or more points...You're nuts, or a pain in the ass.  It's an \"avoid\" flag.  If you're 23 and have spiky short hair...proceed with caution.  If you're 67 and have a ponytail down to your lower back...you're selling pet squirrels and turquoise jewelry on the side of the freeway.  If you're just 1 away...that's fine, maybe a tiny warning, but it's a safe-zone.<\/p><p>This is my own opinion and my own theory, but I'm interested in feedback.  And experiences.  I call it the \"Gullo Hair Length\/Craziness\" theory.  DISCUSS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[125,210],"class_list":["post-1241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-crazy","tag-hair-length"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1241"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1304,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions\/1304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}