{"id":137,"date":"2002-07-19T14:08:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-19T14:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/blog\/?p=137"},"modified":"2009-02-26T20:38:23","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T20:38:23","slug":"can-i-have-10-million-dollars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"Can I have 10 million dollars?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guess what? Jenn&#8217;s visiting today!!!  Well, in like 8 hours.  Actually, it&#8217;s really late right now, and I totally shoul dbe asleep, but I finished all my crap this week, and I wanna play.  Besides, Conan&#8217;s on.  Let&#8217;s see.  My friend showed me a REALLY, REALLY offensive website, which basically insults random people on the internet.  I&#8217;m only giving you this link because it&#8217;s important to educate yourselves about this stuff, and if you don&#8217;t like this, don&#8217;t get mad at me,  I had nothing to do with this site: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com\">www.FatChicksInPartyHats.com<\/a>  Hope some of you enjoy that.  Umm, let&#8217;s see, I&#8217;m designing a new case for my computer, made of plexiglass, and I have some preliminary drawings, available <a href=\"ftp:\/\/surfrock66:monkeys@128.54.147.76\/My%20Documents\/Visuals\/New%20Case.jpg\">here.<\/a>  It&#8217;s gonna be the fatty boom-batty shizzo-wizzy-izzo, you hella know what I&#8217;m saying foo? Anyway, I&#8217;m really out of other random files to show you all, and I knwo you all feed off of my stupid files.  I have <a href=\"ftp:\/\/surfrock66:monkeys@128.54.147.76\/My%20Documents\/Visuals\/Random%20Funny\/Cat%20Soup.jpg\">this,<\/a> which isn&#8217;t much.  Ok, it&#8217;s late, I&#8217;m out, later people.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess what? Jenn&#8217;s visiting today!!! Well, in like 8 hours. Actually, it&#8217;s really late right now, and I totally shoul dbe asleep, but I finished all my crap this week, and I wanna play. Besides, Conan&#8217;s on. Let&#8217;s see. My friend showed me a REALLY, REALLY offensive website, which basically insults random people on the [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":334,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/surfrock66.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}